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All righty, let's see.
Hot dog cake, oh lord,my spirit heavy already.
What you mean?
Why they spell hotdogs like that?
Hm, gelatin?
Hot dog juice?
You telling me y'all about to beeating some raw, cold hot dogs?
A dollop of disgusting,absolutely not,
just like grandma.
Baby, a grandma bringthis to the cookout.
Honey, she better getexcommunicated from the family.
She do not belong there.
Ooh, you really gonna pushthat stuff up into the gap.
My god.
What's this fancy ketchup?
Them tomatoes imported?
[LAUGHS]
Oh Jesus, absolutely not!
Girl, that's nasty!
Girl, you get salmonella.
OK?
Don't call me whenyou got medical bills.
Cotton candy burrito, ooh LordJesus, that's a lot of sugar.
Now girl, you know goodand well that is too
many textures into one dish.
Girl, you gonna be mad as hellwhen you got all them cavities,
Jesus.
Ooh, that ice cream lookkind of good, though.
I could get some of that.
Baby, that ain't nothingbut cavities galore.
Mm-mm, you gonnahave silver teeth.
How this burrito still intact?
I thought when cotton candy getwet, it start getting sticky.
Mm-mm, that ain't' natural.
Fish head smoothie?
OK, we got us a cucumber.
Ooh, look at thescales popping out.
Oh, my god.
Oh, look the fishis looking at me.
Honey, I'm gonna bedrinking that drink
and it's gonna bean eyeball that's
just gonna float to the top.
Oh Jesus, that's so nasty!
Can you imagine a eyeballjust looking at you while you
trying to drink something?
Oh my god, pears?
That's fruit.
You can't be mixing thatfruit with that salty.
This ain't ratatouille.
You gonna put more yogurtin there with the fish
head and the tail?
Oh, y'all is real trifling.
Absolutely not.
And then you gonnablend that up.
Is this some kind of diet plan?
Tobacco?
Ain't that illegal?
I rebuke it inthe name of Jesus.
Oh, look.
Oh, my god.
Honey, I could smellthis [BLEEP] from here.
OK, marshmallow meatloaf.
What's a kilogram?
This must be international.
Oh, look at thatbig old meatball.
That's good, but y'all didn'tput no seasoning in there.
Wait a minute.
Is that chocolate?
Chocolate don't go in meat.
Who eating chocolate meatballs?
Oh no, absolutely not.
You can't tell me somebodyeating some mess like--
hold on, now.
Marshmallows in the--[LAUGHS] Jesus, lord,
y'all gonna kill me.
Baby, this look like somethingstraight out of Willy Wonka.
Look at that, lookinglike some bread.
Nope, that like thatbread at Outback.
I don't want it.
Hot Cheetos tequila?
Wait a minute.
Alcohol in Cheetos?
Mm-mm, look at themsoggy old chips.
Baby, this gonna giveyou a heart attack.
Ooh, look at that bubbling.
Oh Lord, they just alldropped up in there.
Have you lost your mind?
Girl, no.
If you don't just go grab youa fireball and call it a day.
Y'all ain't gotnothing better to do.
Who in the world gonnadrink some mess like that?
Lies you tell, no ma'am.
Oh Lord, my spirit is heavy.
I have endured thistorture for y'all.
Because y'all stayin my comments,
talking about youwant some nostalgia.
OK, where the food videos?
But speaking of food videos,just go on down up in them
comments.
And leave some videosuggestions for me,
so that I can see you nextweek, here on "OMKalen."
All right child,I'll see y'all later.
Have a good day.
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When it comes to food reviews, food critic Kalen Allen is the best. Check out this special edition of OMKalen, in which he reviews outrageous recipes, including a hot dog cake, a fish head smoothie, and a cotton candy burrito. Saturdays are SaturKays with new episodes of OMKalen! #KalenAllen #OMK #OMKalen